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Poopy Coloured Goo and Zoos on Mars

This is a tradition that has been going on forever, and has never been broken. Poopy coloured goo, an honor many Species dream of becoming, is something that is used as fuel for crafts.*

*Flying, unseen, sometimes invisable flying divice

The Proccess

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1) Place Species under Pro-jectar.

2) Let the Pro-jectar lightly scan over the Species

3) Slowly, turn the Eoe- wheel, then pick up speed. Turn exactly 10 times.

4) Species should be of a creamy, squishy state. Squirt Poopy coloured dye overtop of Species.

5) Species should now look like Feces. Empty into matalic can.

6) You may now begin to use this lucky species as fuel.

*Note: Keep refrigerated, and under extreme pressure.

Fresh Goo

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